"skinny jeans don’t look good on you"
"you have a pimple"
"your music taste is weird"
"why is your hair so short"
"you should go to the gym"
"why do you roll your eyes all the time?"
These people across the street are fucking and we can see their silhouettes so we’re on the balcony eating jello and cheering them on
I’d be taking bets at how long they would last. Price is Right rules: closet time without going over wins.
THEIR ROOMMATE CAME HOME AND THEY WERE FUCKING ON THE COUCH